Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
- Canada 1-10 business days after your order leaves the warehouse and is dependent on your region.
- United States 4-14 business days after your order leaves our warehouse.
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Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.
Features:
- Smells like Sunburns & Victory
- Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions
- 100+ uses per 2 fl/oz bottle
- SEPTIC-SAFE
- Made in the USA
Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!
*Disclaimer
These statements have not been evaluated by Health Canada or the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.